Stuff NOT TO DO When You Are Drunk

We Drink, Drink Like a fish, or drink seldom but that too like a fish. Please do not screw up.

There's difference between having a drink and getting drunk. When you are drunk -:

1. Avoid making calls:  emotions, happiness, sadness, excitement.. You tend to overexpress.

2. Do not Drive or Ride.

3. Do not sleep without having food.

4. Do not wait for anyone for any plan. Do whatever you feel the best.

5. Avoid making promises.

6. Big no to Social media. You might publicly write something you might later regret.

7. Avoid taking with your girl or boy on serious issues.

8. Do not talk business. According to business law, you should be in a sound state for entering into any agreement.

Have fun!

How To Ride A Bike In Traffic

1. Straight poster: Keep your spinal cord straight. Lean forward a little.

2. Hearing honks: Listen and get signals that who is coming from where.

3. Legs close to the patrol tank: Gives you better grip to zig zag.

4. Identifying gaps: Mostly you will get gaps on the extreme left or right when in traffic. Just ride in wherever you get a gap.

5. Breaks: Keep your breaks maintained.

6. Wear a Helmet: 1. Safety 2. Saves your face from the pollution. 3. Reduces traffic sound. 4. You can sing loudly and ride.

7. Changing the gears: Be ready to ride in only 1st 2nd and 3rd gear.

8. Indicators: Watch and give indicators. It will help you and others to ride with low risk in banging.

Stuff You Can Do While You Are Working For Someone Else

Everyone gets free time. Indubitably we can watch TV at home but it hardly give any returns. Here are few things which you can do.

1. Swimming: Anyone can swim.

2. Gym: Maintain your body and mind.

3. Singing or Dancing classes: You most likely be having to do so from either of the stuff from long time.

4. Course: You can do any Part time Professional course in your field.

5. Social Media: it's an ocean now. Utilizing Social Media effectively can also give you monetary return.

6. Party regularly: Yes, it's a pleasure when you make your name at a particular pub or discotheque. Make contacts.

Do not 'over sit' at home all the time especially if you are single.

How To Know It's Time To Breakup. She Piss You Off!

She is all excited for another guy. She tells that she loves you but she has no other option other than to get married with  that  another guy. It's just she feels bad to tell you on your face to get lost from her life, so she indirectly tells you other stuff that piss you.

1. "Will you attend my marriage? It's on 3rd November. Won't you like to see me in bridal wear?"

2. "I will be going for a honymoon"

3. "He is caring and have balls to stand by me"

4. She calls you "I have called up to tell you that I won't call up again."

5. When she publicly post some updates on her marriage preparation.

7. She tells you "priorities have changed "

8. "Another guy has done so many things for me and I can't betray him now."

Though she has spent less than 3 % of the time with him that she has spent with you.

8. She even ask for suggestions on whom to invite in her wedding from mutual friends.

9. She doesn't attend your call when she speaks with him. You are on hold now.

10. She calls that guy by a name she used to call you with love. Like Baby, Honey, Babu, Sweets and so on. You are no more her Babu - Babu has changed for her.

You might probably recollect those nightouts with her or makeout or sex you had.

You also get pissed on imagining her on bed with that another guy and she asking him for more, faster and doing dirty talks as you both used to do.

Do understand that when you breakup. You have nothing left in your hand. Everything goes 'fffwwwewww' All the time spent with her gets wasted. All you have is memories. Every one has to live with it.

Sometimes you feel you take her away somewhere, get married and live a happy life. But wait, after all these things which she has told you, is it worth spending your life with her now?

How To Tackle The Police for a small crime

Don't worry - You have not done a serious crime. By serious crime I mean is the one which falls under section 300 and above (listed in the end). You have only been caught by a cop for breaking the signal, caught with a small ball of Hash or little weed - less than a gram, abusing a man who pissed you or any other small time crime. Here are the ways you can escape; To the point

1. Bribe - No big deal in doing another crime. See below where you belong and if you fall in RED - Just do it.

Be confident when you bribe. This does not mean that you bribe him by disrespecting him. Offer him an amount depending on your crime. For instance, Rs. 200 for breaking the signal, 1000+ for drugs and alcohol.

2. Be respectful - Talk politely and to the point. Explain him in very few lines that you are not a bad guy. Let him know you are a respectful citizen. In case of drugs, tell him you do it for leisure and you do it seldom. 

3. Do not lie - Until it's obvious. You cannot tell him you are not drunk if you are. Let him know you drank but you are sober and not harmful to anyone around. Messed around with someone? let him know why you did it.

4. Do not panic - Be clear in what you say. If you get scared he might exploit you more.

5. Avoid being friendly - Here is most of us make mistake. He is there for Job and not friendship. Don't give too much personal information about yourself. Your name and Profession is enough. Anything else only if asked.

6. Communicate in the local language - Yes, this works. Very nicely.

7. Do not show off your contacts - You have not done a serious crime. No need to involve anyone else. You did it, try tackling it yourself. This should be your last option. You are not related to Mr. Modi.

8. Lastly nothing will work if there are too many cops around you, specially higher posted officials. If you can escape by paying the actual fine and not getting into court stuff - Do it.

Understand that they are also Human beings. It's just they have to do their duty. Be nice to them, otherwise they can even screw your life.


God save you if you do the following crimes:

(1) Drug abuse violations
(2) Driving while Intoxicated
(3) Property crime (includes burglary, larceny, theft, motor vehicle theft, and arson.)
(4) Larceny-theft
(5) Assault
(6) Disorderly conduct
(7) Liquor laws
(8) Violent crime (including murder, non-negligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery, aggravated assault.
(9) Drunkenness
(10) Aggravated assault
(11) Burglary
(12) Vandalism
(13) Fraud
(14) Weapons violations (carrying or possession)
(15) Curfew and loitering
(16) Robbery
(17) Offenses against family and children
(18) Stolen property (buying, receiving, possession)
(19) Motor vehicle theft
(20) Forgery and counterfeiting